Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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