Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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