Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think people are normalizing furries
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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