You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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