They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
All I want is dick and wine.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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