didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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