I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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