is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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