Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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