Pappa wants mamma naked
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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