all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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