I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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