So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
