A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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