I feel like abortions should bother me more
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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