I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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