i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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