Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
