Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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