How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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