did you get engaged???
Umm I'm too high to move.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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