Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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