is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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