I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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