So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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