On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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