Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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