he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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