ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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