Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
How does it feel to date your dad?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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