He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
