I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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