Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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