i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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