I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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