it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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