Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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