you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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