Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Randomize