Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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