Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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