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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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