Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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