HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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