Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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