I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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