he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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