You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
either way he was missing a nipple.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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