well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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