Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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