I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she pinky promised me she was 18
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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