You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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